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By Christmas Ape / 02.15.13
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Now that yesterday's showing of forced sentimentality has passed, relieve yourself in the catharsis of naked lust. Well, almost naked. We don't want to be blocked by porn filters. Everyone is shaken up this meteor in Russia and justifiably so. On top of that, it's confirmation that everyone in Russia owns a dashcam. Which begs the question: why isn't there porn of Russian screwing on the hood of a moving car?

No answers, just sexy time.

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