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Does New Orleans turn everyone into a douchebag?
Everyone except Breesus.
Not me. The last time I was there, it made me incredibly handsome and charming.
And then invulnerable. And invisible.
…and totally capable of pronouncing words like the natives!
Not to mention unimaginably wealthy and surprisingly musical.
The last time I was there, I rode in a parade and hurled bags of beads at kids that weren’t looking. So yes.
Last time I was in New Orleans I was completely irrisstable to women.
Aw fuck you guys Marshawn would never wear a 49ers rag/hombre his tips.
There’s black 49er fans? I thought that was just a myth, like a tolerant Pats fan.
Tons of ‘em dude. They’ll let you park in their driveways on the way to Candlestick for like 5 bucks.
Also, Candlestick is the worst.
Yes, this is SF, where everyone of every color has plenty of money, so you see lots of minorities on game day at the Stick.
The Stick rules, by the way. As long as you’re not in the upper deck on the visitor’s side it’s a great place to see a game. It sucks getting out (protip: take Muni in and out, walk eight blocks to Gilman after the game) but you can say that about every stadium.
A Harbaugh with a tank is the ultimate killing machine.
Reminded me of this.
I want a tank NOW!!!
Also, # 9 is teh lulz.
I’m going to guess if the Niners had won, they would NOT be rolling tanks down market street to celebrate.
Is everyone from Baltimore ugly?
No,and most of them dont have millions of dollars to play with…do you?
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