Humans are so protective of their young. As we saw with the fuss over The Onion’s deleted Oscars joke tweet, nobody likes it when someone even pretends to be mean to a child. Nature ain’t care though.
What’s that? Did this cheetah cub just wander over into lioness hunting territory? That’s a neck-chompin’. Stupid cub, going where he isn’t supposed to. Don’t fret, savage violence is the only way the cub will learn. Well, I guess the cub can’t learn if it’s dead. But I feel like I learned something.
I want more like this!
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