Tough two weeks for crocodiles. One of them was juggled by a team of buffalo last week on Kill Kill Kill and now another is getting stomped into the mud by an elephant. Let that be a lesson about initiating fights with large mammals. That’s why I only pick fights with the young, the elderly and the infirm. Makes me feel like a big man.
I want more like this!
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