You might have noticed that Valentine’s Day fast approaches, possibly because there’s a stupid commercial for ugly chain store jewelry on TV every commercial break. With how crassly companies try to exploit this dumb holiday invented by Hallmark, it’s good to be reminded that true romance still exists in the world. For proof, look no further than Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari.
Sure, J-Cutty cut off their engagement in 2011, but they later got re-engaged, because love and boredom conquer all. Don’t let their lapse bum you out. Just wait until you hear how the re-engagement went down:
“It was so silly. I was in the airport, leaving Chicago,” Cavallari said. “We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, ‘Oh, shall we get married?’ We’re like, ‘Yeah, OK.’ And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on.”
I could totally see Cutler dropping a wedding ring in a small empty envelope, slapping a stamp on it and dropping it in a mailbox. “Will it get there? Whatevs, I could get another. No big whoop.” To Cutty’s credit, at least he knew the woman wanted to marry him before sending her a ring in the mail. Take notes, Roy Williams.
This story still isn’t as lame as the airplane proposal in that new Jared ad that’s on all the time.
WHY IS HE PROPOSING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLIGHT? He’s just gonna make a bitchy Peter King travel note that way. Did he just come back from the bathroom? He didn’t even wash his hands, did he? The plane must be going down and this is their final act before they die. The rest of the passengers are eerily calm because they’re high on oxygen. Most frightening plane crash scene ever.
I want more like this!
Follow Kissing Suzy Kolber on Facebook and get the latest NFL news and humor before everyone else.