It's 2013. Where's my blow job robot? THE FUTURE IS A LIE.
I don't like the first few weeks of a new year because the part of my mind that had gotten used to it being 2012 and is resistant to change needs a few weeks to grudgingly accept that something is different. So I'll catch myself not remembering that it's 2013 and get mad at my brain lapse. Then I'll get disappointed by my own irritation because who cares it's just a number. Nothing is really different. Why should I be upset? Anyway, what I'm trying to say is it's no fun inside my head.
Week 17 was mostly pointless, as always, though the meaningful games did deliver, especially Packers-Vikings. Now that the actual playoffs have arrived, let's hope all the games match or exceed that intensity. KSK will have live blogs of all four games this weekend, even Bengals-Texans, which I'm having a really hard time getting excited about. I guess more announcers are becoming aware that Geno Atkins is really good. That's something, I guess.
I want more like this!
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