About 12 million people watched the Pro Bowl. Of course, those people, myself included, are suckers, because not only was the Pro Bowl boring like always, but the best action was going on in parts of the stadium that the cameras weren’t showing the TV audience. Thankfully, two annoying bros captured the action between moments of turning the camera on themselves. From the looks of it, a guy in a knockoff Andre Johnson jersey initiated the beatdown. Appropriate, since we know that actual Andre can scrap with the best of them. Too bad the nearby fan in the Tebow jersey escaped unscathed.

The idea of fans of various affliations fighting in one place should inspire an NFL fan version of the Royal Rumble, with one fan of each of the 32 teams entering the fray every two minutes. I’d watch the hell out of that, and it would only be slightly less safe than football itself.