Even more impressive than the run where he ‘quizzed all over Earl Thomas on Sunday.
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"Jacquizz Rodgers Embraces Your Jokes About His Name"
“Here’s another look at Jacquizz Rodgers running like he ate some of Marshawn Lynch’s Skittles”
I think the disturbing thing here is that Jaquizz thinks his “Quizz” is yellowish orange Maybe he should see a doctor?
I heard he drinks 40 gallons of orange soda a day.
+1 kid… true belly laugh moment for me on this.
It’s too bad Jacquizz doesn’t play for the Eagles, if only to have photos of him shaking hands with mayor Michael Nutter.
It’s too bad he doesn’t play for the Niners, because we’d be clamoring for a picture with him and Tim Lincecum.
How many times did my mind go gonzo porno when his name was mentioned: 1000. Glad I wasn’t the only one.
Quizz on my face, is this the same as Jizz in my pants?
I made this earlier this year when he had a couple big runs against the ‘Boys: [i.imgur.com]
Get this dude on Billy on the Street
Where do all of these NFL guys get their personalized T-shirts made? I want a Tim Tebow shirt that says things.
Hey, fuckers, I’ve been in Disney World all week. Did I miss…any….thing? uhh… [i.imgur.com]
Peter North wants that shirt.
Apropos of nothing:
I needed to replenish the beer supply so I stopped by my local major drug store with the cheapest beer prices this evening on the way home from work.
There was this guy with a big sign shouting at the top of his lungs in the parking lot. Now, I’ve seen Jesus shouters before but this man was on a mission. As most of you know I am pretty fucking far from being a “holy” man.
He proceeded to tell us all that we needed to be “accountable” that we needed to take “responsibility”.
He mentioned that “I don’t need to watch the news because I read Revelations and I know how it’s going to turn out”.
The he said:
“You’re all going to Hell in an Easter Basket”.
I had to sit down in the front seat of my car because I could not drive with tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks.
It’s the little things in life.
Hell in an Easter basket
those letters have a lot of detail
THIS JAQUIZZ RODGERS, I CALL HIM ADMIRAL BECAUSE HIS NAME REMINDS ME OF SEMEN.
Is he a Rear Admiral?
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