Please let this woman be interviewed a thousand more times before the Super Bowl. In fact, switch out the interviews that networks were planning to conduct with Jack Harbaugh and replace them with her. Hell, have a few where she pretends to be Jack Harbaugh. She can use a mocking “stuffy old white people” voice.

The circle is complete if another member of Goldson’s family was the 49ers fan who stabbed a Falcons fan in the neck outside the Georgia Dome after the NFC Championship.