More specifically, a retirement party. Everyone please meet in the conference room after the AFC Championship Game for refreshments and a farewell speech. Ray Lewis will then be presented with a nice send-off gift, like a diamond-studded bowie knife. Though if the Ravens win, that could make things a touch awkward. Dare I say this is “bulletin board material”? Can you fit a billboard on a bulletin board?

Meanwhile, Anquan Boldin has assured the media that the Ravens will win, which is a big deal if you’re of the opinion that players shouldn’t believe their team will win games before they happen. Personally, I wish both these teams could lose, and the only real winner would be Stevan Ridley for rocking rainbow moon boots to practice.