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"Well Done, Packers Fan"
Photobomb the fuck out that romance!
Based on that one picture, I can only assume that all Vikings fans are white, completely unassuming and generally happy despite their team.
On the other hand, all packers fans are also white, but fat, bitter and depressed despite their team.
I’m pretty sure that’s accurate and no one needs to correct me.
This Guy meet Drew…Drew, This Guy.
I remember Drew…
Well, he did lose weight, so that’s one accurate thing.
Your assessment of Packers fans is mostly correct, but you forgot drunk.
I wasn’t aware I needed to qualify fans attending a game as drunk.
Packer fans take it to a whole other level
That bird is as plump as a Xmas goose.
So that’s why I haven’t seen Clay Matthews on the field lately.
DISCOUNT DOUBLE FUCK!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny as shit!
Holy shit, Packers fans are slowly evolving into Human Bratwursts. Look at those fingers.
Yeah, what the hell?
I’m fat as hell, but I don’t get freakish sausage-fingers! I have to deal with these slender fingers, fully capable of pulling the last dill out of a jar!
Mother of God, that thing is bigger than my forearm. You are what you eat I guess.
Do you think she requires a special dialing wand to use the telephone?
(Y)es or (N)o
It’s like a lesbian with a hard-on.
Why does her middle finger have fat rolls?
Obviously a transplant; all Packer fans are hospitable, salt-of-the-earth types.
-Every fucking journalist ever
“CHEESE STORIED HORNUNG GUNSLINGER LOMBARDI STARR FAVRE ICE BOWL TUNDRA NITSCHKE CHEESECURD FAN-OWNED CHEESEHEAD LAMBEAU CHEESE”
-Every article about the Packers ever
Photobomb hall of fame.
Are we sure that’s a dude?
I think she works the night shift at the 7-11 south of town.
My first thought was that it was a dude who is a roadie for some thrash metal band in Wisconsin.
My first impression was of how much that woman’s bird sign looks like actual genitalia, then I look at her face and realize that hand more than likely serves that function, and often.
(Sound of me vomiting, to be clear)
Ozzy Osbourne Doppelganger Day at the park turned very ugly.
I was unaware of Sweet Dee being a Vikings fan.
Bravo, good sir!
He’s so in love with Vikings girl, he went to the game with her instead of the Bon Iver/Decembrists show.
He’s only got three fingers. Must have cut one off at the Bratwurst factory.
Kind of looks like a hoof to me. Never knew pigs had so much dexterity.
I’m still not sure if it’s a man or a woman, but either way, that hair looks absolutely awful and needs to go.
So come to find out from my GB source the strippers also will accept silver dollar……
pancakes in their Q-strings.
Moose, I need my palette cleansed after that. Could you post something appropriate?
Yes I will; please see Sexy Friday, and if you can’t wait you can go to last week’s. I apologize for any lingering taste left from the “I thew up a little” incident.
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