Last week, the top image of Sexy Friday was a drawing of a headstone with the epitaph "Died Horny". The next day, Jovan Belcher commited a murder-suicide and a couple folks commented that the picture appeared insensitive or unfortunate after the fact. Well, I can't tell you what you should be offended by, but rest assured, it was purely a coincidence.
Now, if Christmas kills one of its loved ones and then itself, I'll just say in advance that I'm very, truly sorry about the loss of life and I meant no disrespect. Also, c'mon, why couldn't anyone save Christmas from itself?
I want more like this!
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