Pretty sure David Whitley’s nightmare has been realized when the emergence of Colin Kaepernick has inspired little blonde, white girls to cover their arms in fake tats and spew hippity hop on YouTube videos. I must say, her delivery is a bit on the slow side, but the fact that she has perfect little kid pronunciation of words (“rise” is “wise”, “repeat” is “weepeat”) makes it quite enjoyable. Also appropriate since anyone who has heard Kaepernick speak knows he doesn’t sound a whole lot older than she does.
I want more like this!
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