Because we know everyone is concerned about the welfare of Ben Roethlisberger, we just wanted to assure you that through early action in the first quarter, his derp game remains well intact despite what was once a life-threatening rib injury. On the Steelers’ second offensive snap, Ben tried to get rid of the ball under pressure, but instead planted it in the ground. Derpy enough on its own, but replays showed Ben displaying almost a platonic ideal of a derp face.