I was initially going Photoshop Tim Tebow as Rudolph refusing to get in flying formation, but once I started, I discovered that image would be difficult to produce. So I quit. Just like Tim Tebow QUIT, because TEBOW IS A QUITTER! MERRY QUITSMAS!

What I’m trying to say is, Merry Christmas to you and yours. It’s my first day off in three weeks, so I fully intend to open gifts then do nothing else whatsoever. I highly recommend it. Oh, and tomorrow is the birthday of the lord and savior of a big group of assholes people. I suppose Teebs can be happy about that. Unless he’s quit Jesus, too. QUIT QUIT QUIT TEBOW QUIT QUIT QUIT