A happy Thanksgiving to you and yours and the Zendejas. It’s been a year of change for KSK, so I’m thankful for those who have stuck with us as well as the new fappers in the crowd. Doing twice the amount of work that six people used to do hasn’t always been easy, but it’s a job I’m glad to have.

We’ve got a full slate for today. Kogod will have a brief Always Be Covering and Ufford will have a holiday themed mailbag posted before the first game kicks off in Detroit. We’ll have a live blog for the late game. Oh boy, the return of an even more incoherent John Madden mumbling about Turducken before a likely Patriots blowout!

Your early Thanksgiving slate, as rated for potential watchability by KSK’s patented four- and sometimes five-star system:

Houston at Detroit **
Washington at Dallas *** (four if Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones have a money fight to the death, five if they both die)

Per KSK tradition, here’s the 1994 Plano East/John Tyler game, still the greatest ending in history. BREAK OUT THE OREOS, BEHBEH!