In the waning moments of the Patriots blowout of the Jets, Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels filled air time with their discussion of who would win the privilege to feast on turducken for being the players of the game. A discussion that would normally be fairly useless, except that Collinsworth used the moment to say that someone should keep Peter King away from the turducken because PK is a disgusting voracious foodstuff dumpster. Okay, that was slightly more harsh than the way Collinsworth phrased it, but I assume that’s what he meant.