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Sexy Friday Is Not Yet Sated

By Christmas Ape / 11.23.12

Thanksgiving is all about gorging yourself stupid and you've no doubt long since unlocked that achievement for the holiday. But why stop there in your hedonistic holiday weekend? There are other base needs and impulses that long to be fulfilled and then overstimulated to the point that any further attention is probably for the worse. Some go after their urge for material goods with Black Friday. These people are misguided. That is an itch that requires too much money and waiting in lines to scratch. Meanwhile, to have those sexy needs met and then some, look no further than Sexy Friday.

Anyway, back to searching for that Emma Stone sex tape...

Inclusion for ladies/non-traditional male audience

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