December begins tomorrow, which would normally mean the beginning of another Cowboys collapse, but unraveled ahead of schedule this season. The Sunday night game is really still Dallas the Eagles? That is a monumental error in flexing. Then again, looking at the slate, nothing during the day on Sunday pops out as an obvious substitute. I suppose Tampa and Denver is the best of the bunch. If Greg Schiano really wanted to be the new villain of the football world, he'd be instructing his players to take any and all late shots on Peyton on Sunday. Though who knows how good they are at targeting heads. He's been preaching diving at the knees all season.
Anyway, until then, here you go, because nobody deserves to go to the grave still horny, much less go to bed or walk outside to get the mail. Seriously, take care of your sh*t, one way or another.
I want more like this!
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