Wouldn’t it be great if on election day, after you were done voting for state measures, county measures, municipal bonds and magistrates, you could vote about the things you love and enjoy, like what the next Dogfish beer should be? Or perhaps voting for vanilla or chocolate, and depending on which lever you pull, that flavor of ice cream cone comes out of the voting machine.
Beyond reward, doesn’t it seem worth risking possible jury duty selection if you the fan could influence how the NFL is run? Just think of the possible voter turnout rates in places like Houston, Boston, Detroit, Green Bay and Chicago if the league put some money into getting their ballot measures in the booth tomorrow.
So in an effort to make democracy more fun, the KSK Election Offices presents the following ballot proposals for your approval.
Section 1: LEAGUE RULES REFERENDUMS AND AMENDMENTS
Section 2: FAN REFERENDUMS AND AMENDMENTS
Section 3: PLAYER REFERENDUMS AND AMENDMENTS
Section 4: ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS
Section 5: REPRESENTATIVES
I want more like this!
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