Yup, the most compelling storyline for this game is based off an off-hand joke that Reggie Bush made on a sports talk radio station about women who live in Buffalo. This should be great. Even NFL.com is having a hard time polishing this turd.

Also-rans also running! Excitement!

This being the AFC East (make sure to remind Ryan Tannehill), two sub-.500 teams are playing for second place in the division. The Dolphins got off to a respectable start through seven games, but have now lost two in a row. Most recently, they got obliterated on Sunday by the Titans, a team fresh off getting its ass handed to it by the Bears a week earlier. And that’s good. Having to concede that Joe Philbin has been doing a decent wasn’t sitting well with me. As for the Bills, this Ryan Fitzpatrick thing shockingly continues to not be working out for them. Who’d have thunk?

Not particularly related to the game other than having Miami in the title, but I’m supposed to go see this schlocky masterwork on Friday night. My only hope is that the derps in this game are half as hilarious as the delightful wretchedness featured in the trailer.