Ben Roethlisberger’s wife, Ashley, gave birth to the couple’s first kid at about 10 p.m. on Wednesday. If Roethlisberger’s kid were born two hours later, he totally would have been named something like Turkey or Gobble. Instead, it’s Ben Jr.

“THE KIDS CAN CALL YOU BENJU! HARF HARF HARF”

Roethlisberger had said he would have missed a game to be at the birth of his son. Lucky for him it didn’t come to that. Unlucky for him, it wouldn’t have anyway because of that potentially life-threatening rib injury of his.