The Eagles and Steelers could play the cleanest second half in the history of football and their game might still be the herpiest, derpiest, doopiest game of this season. Michael Vick has fumbled twice and had a third overturned by replay. The Steelers have fumbled two snaps. Jerricho Cotchery would have scored a touchdown before half but he tripped on the Heinz Field slush turf. There have also been untold penalties.

Oh, and Kurt Coleman tackled Antonio Brown, yanked off his show and hurled it at the sideline. The refs didn’t flag it because sometimes you have to let the derps be derps.