Every Halloween, the KSK staff joins together to eat candy and brainstorm creative costume ideas for notable NFL figures. Mostly, we eat candy, but also dread hurricanes. Now, Demaryius Thomas has already showed the world his real-life scab ref costume. Packers players have to be pissed. That whole roster had that costume ready to go. Except Clay Matthews, who would totally be fine going to a costume party as himself because that’s Clay Matthews. Here we go:

Sean Payton as the ERMAHGERD kid meme.

Colt McCoy as Brandon Weeden

Andrew Siciliano as Joe Biden

Eli Manning as Katniss Everdeen

Jay Cutler as Fritz The Cat

Cam Newton as Eeyore

Jim Harbaugh as Coach Buzzcut

Brandon Weeden as a skater punk

Greg Schiano as Gyp Rosetti (wearing nothing but a dog collar)

Justin Tuck as Hannibal Lecter

Michael Vick as RGIII

Nick Foles as Rocky Balboa

Aaron Rodgers as Photobeard the Pirate

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Alfred Morris as Terrell Davis

Ndamukong Suh as Amanda Bynes

Chris Kluwe as Michele Bachmann

Blair Walsh as Marcus Bachmann

J.J. Watt as a Swat Kat

Eric Winston as a gladiator

Matt Cassel as Elvis Grbac

Norv Turner as dead Droopy Dog

RGIII as Magnitude

Ray Rice as Sheriff Bart

Julio Jones as Gregg Easterbrook

Roger Goodell as Mitt Romney

Peter King as Ann Romney

Rob Gronkowski as Ryan Lochte

Bill Belichick as Hurricane Sandy

Victor Cruz as his grandmother

Andy Reid as Father of the Year

Peyton Manning as Cyborg Barry

Atari Bigby as Dave Chappelle

Trent Richardson as Jim Brown