Because Jay Cutler is a cat.
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"The Jay Cutler-Mike Tice Interaction In Two GIFs"
That is a glorious slouch from the Catlerfucker there.
The man can slouch while wearing pads – that is a true skill.
Catler is not slouching, he is rubbing his back against a scratching post.
Fuck this this shit.
NO TIME FUR YOU.
Love the fact that the water guy was already prepared for Catler’s inevitable sulk away from Tice.
I missed the game because I’m a cheap prick who won’t pay for ESPN. And because DOOOOOOONT CAAAAAAAARE. Is it done yet?
You couldn’t just stream it?
Well, sure. Note the second reason though.
Here’s Erica to help with the Catler success:
Cutler to Tice – “Nice hat, fag.”
Watching all these gifs is making me thirsty for milk…
I’ve got a type…
Breast Cancer Awareness Month… how long will it be before the NFL has all the cheerleaders perform topless in October?
Thanks assholes. I was in the middle of some translating work with my wife when I happened to stare at these gifs for about two minutes or so. Sniggered a bit. Wife caught me.
You deal with her.
/hell not yet paid
/will settle for an extension
Not the boobies pics either, that she could understand.
Lost in translation? The fuck do I look like, Bill Murray?
/Just a Cinderella boy
So Jay Cutler is Eddie Martel. Got it.
So long as he’s not Charles Martel, aka Charles The Hammer.
That guy was fucking crazy:
I don’t give a Donk fart about either team but that gif is priceless.
Don’t worry, Jason Cambell is there to listen to Tice’s advice.
How about Erica Campbell?
Soon DCs will be employing a new defensive scheme:
If your linebackers are not fast enough this defense may work:
. . . . . . .
Sometimes simple is best.
This also work:
(Porky; link seems busted).
gooooooooooodamnit; mine broke too.
Jay can handle anything. The Bears have the best medical teams in the NFL.
Guy in the middle looks like a 50 year old Jimmy Clausen.
“Things happen during football games. Just because I walk off and go get water doesn’t mean much.” That’s just the most Catlerish Catler quote ever.
When it wasn’t milk, he hissed and bit the trainer.
Fuck it, everybody dance.
Nah, son, I’m good cause DONNTTTTTT CAREEEEEEEE.
Cats do not like hipsters.
Tice is a hipster? INTERESTING. Looking back on some things it is making sense.
…cause Cutler just don’t give a fuck.
I’m sorry but this just doesn’t compute.
Watch how he carried the ball when he rolled out: even in HS, Jay Cutler didn’t give a f*ck.
Because Jay Cutler is a cat, is why.
It was nothing personal. Maybe he just spotted a sunbeam near the sideline.
Is it possible to be a bigger walking sloshing sackful of human (read: feline) cockwash than Jay Cutler?
I’m 0% offended by the fact that he’s a pompous asshole – lots of athletes are thorough dicks. Charles Barkley is the best example – he was a pompous asshole for the longest time and it never bothered me. I’m 100% offended by the fact that Cutler claims he has leadership/cares about stuff/isn’t a cat and or asshole. Charles Barkley was a dick, knew he was a dick, and owned the fact.
My back isn’t a litterbox, Jay. Quit pissing down it and telling me it’s raining, you amorphous bladder of personality drek.
It’s pretty clear to me that Tice ripped a wicked fart, and Cutler had to get the fuck out of there. Can you imagine what Tice must put down for lunch & dinner?
THATS SO THIS CUSTIN
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