Keep pulling, Phil.
I must say, I’m unplugging from all known sources of media narrative for the next few days. I can’t bear the inevitable reaction of Peyton Manning overcoming a 24-point halftime deficit, especially when it was a tale of two derpy halves. It was the Broncos special teams and Eric Decker in the first half. Pretty much all Marmalard in the second half. Five turnovers. After three, I was wishing he would stop because with five turnovers, you cease to be able to entirely blame Norv Turner for this debacle. Which means Norv lifes to lose nines games another day.
PEYTON USED SATAN SCIENCE STEM CELL MAGIC TO CURE HIS NECKAIDS! THAT AIN’T GODLY! YOU’LL GET YOURS IN THE AFTERLIFE, HEATHEN
— Marmalard (@KingLaserface) October 16, 2012
I want more like this!
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