Before the season began, it seemed like it was going to be pretty easy to pick on the Miami Dolphins, because GM Jeff Ireland traded away Brandon Marshall and Vontae Davis to make it clear as day that this team was going to tank for more talent in the 2013 NFL Draft. And that was a rather typical thing for the inept Dolphins front office to do, because everyone believed that Ireland was an idiot. Then a funny thing happened on the way to Week 6 – the Dolphins became slightly-below-decent, with a 2-3 record in a terrible AFC East.
That didn’t stop the Dolphin fan movement “We Are All Ray Feinga”, though, as they produced what might be one of the best front office hate raps in recent memory in “My Name is Jeffy Jeff Ireland”. I say that with confidence because I don’t remember any others. But with Miami not being as terrible as we all expected, this video is being met with some hatred from the Miami fans that conveniently say they never doubted Ireland, starting with the lips that love his ass the most, the Sun-Sentinel’s Omar Kelly.
While I’m not a fan of juvenile stuff like this because of how disrespectful it is on so many levels (mocking Ireland for his red hair is classless), the song is actually pretty creative.
Too bad it ignores the fact plenty of Ireland draft picks, acquisitions and acorns are BEGINNING to blossom for the Dolphins. (Via the Sun-Sentinel)
If you’re unfamiliar with Omar, he’s every part-time NFL beat writer you’ve ever read before, except he loves to call fans stupid on Twitter by only answering stupid questions. Wait, that’s redundant. That’s still every beat writer. Ultimately, he thinks that fans should just shut up and live with it, because they’re nobody.
Sometimes I wonder about the percentage of Dolphins fans who would prefer the team lose games just to ensure that Ireland doesn’t stick around past this season.
That faction of fans are out there, but should they really be called Dolphins fans?
So yeah, if you like this song, Omar Kelly hates you.
And in case you’d like to sing along, WAARF provided the lyrics:
HI KIDS, DO YOU LIKE LINEMEN?
DO YOU LIKE PHINS WIDE RECIEVERS, WITH NO CHANCE ON REVIS ISLAND?
WANNA FIRE ME, DO EXACTLY LIKE SEAN DID?
LEAVE THE ROSTER EMPTIER THAN A SUNDAY AT SUN LIFE IS?
EGNEWS DEADWEIGHT, IM TRYING TO GET MY TEAM STRAIGHT
BUT I CANT FIND PLAYMAKERS TO SUPPORT THE QB THAT I JUST TOOK EIGHTH.
AND CHANNING CROWDER SAID
“JEFF IRELAND YOURE A BUTTHEAD”
“THEN WHYS YOU HAIR RED? MAN YOU BRAIN DEAD”
WELL, SINCE MAY 12TH I TRADED MARSHALL TO SOMEONE ELSE
CONTRADICTING MY ORIGINAL SELF
HE WAS WORTH 2 3RDS I FELT
GOT PISSED OFF AND TOLD A FAN TO GO SCREW OFF
BUT SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE HEARD ME IM SORRY MR. ROSS.
I BUILT THIS TEAM TO FINISH LAST
AND FALL ON ITS ASS
FASTER THAN JJ WATTS CAN BAT DOWN A TANNEHILL PASS
C’MERE FEINGA! (WAIT A MINUTE, THATS OUR DUDE DOG)
I DONT GIVE A CRAP, THE SAINTS CUT JONATHAN AMAYAAAAAAAAAAA!
(HI MY NAME IS, WHAT? MY NAME IS, WHO? MY NAME IS, JEFFY JEFFY…JEFF
IRELAND! HI MY NAME IS, WHAT? MY NAME IS, WHO? MY NAME IS JEFFY JEFFY
I GET FIRST ROUND PICKS, AND DECIDE THAT THEY ARE TOO HIGH
TRADE BACK SO I CAN PICKUP A HIGH CHARACTER STRONG MOTOR GUY
I TRADE EX-1ST PICKS FOR A PICK LATER
HANDLE IT LIKE DON DRAPER
TELL HIM, SHUT UP YOULL CALL YOUR GRANDMA LATER
WALKED INTO THE LIV CLUB
FOUND OUT JAKE LONGS NICKED UP
WHY DIDNT WE JUST SUCK FOR LUCK?
UNDEFEATED TEAM FESTIVAL
FREE HATS FOR THE PHINS FANS
MAKE THEM SCREAMING
“WAS JED WEAVER A TIGHT END??????????????!?!”
99% OF MY TENURE YOUVE BEEN LIED TO
I JUST FOUND OUT,
BILL PARCELLS STILL MAKES MORE DOUGH THAN I DO. (DAMN!)
I TOLD YA ID MAKE SURE WE KEEP DENNEY THE LONG SNAPPER
NONE OF THOSE GREAT BRANDON FIELDS PUNTS HAPPEN WITHOUT
I KNEW WE BLEW IT THE MINUTE I SHOOK PAT WHITES HAND
ONE YEAR LATER, HE WAS PLAYING IN FRONT OF ROYALS FANS
THIS GUY IN CLUB LEVEL, ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH
SO I SIGNED IT
“DEAR GIBRIL, THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ASSHOLE!”
(HI MY NAME IS WHAT?, MY NAME IS WHO?, MY NAME IS… JEFFY JEFFY JEFF
IRELAND! HI MY NAME IS WHO? MY NAME IS WHAT? MY NAME IS JEFFY JEFFY
STOP THE GAME!!
THIS KICKER NEEDS TO BE ICED AWAY!!!!
JOE PHILBIN DONT JUST STAND THERE, WATCH THE FAKE!!!
NEEDED OFFESIVE WEAPONS
SO SIGNED PAUL SOLIAI
RATHER SIGN NAANEE AND JAVORSKI LANE FOR THE FULLBACK DIVE
IS RAY FEINGA COMING OR GOING?
I CAN BARELY DECIDE
JUST SIGNED ERIC STEINBACH
IS IT 2005?
2008 WE WENT 11 AND 5
THE WILDCAT HASNT WORKED IN YEARS
BUT ITS DEFINETELY NOT BECAUSE WE DIDNT TRY
I SIGNED WAKE JUST CUZ HE LOOKED LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK
PICKED PAT WHITE FOURTY FOURTH
ILL SIGN ANYTHING THAT WALKS
ALL THE SUDDEN APPARENTLY DAN CARPENTER CANT MAKE NO KICKS
WITHOUT A KICKER WE CANT RUN THIS WEST COAST OFFENSE!
I LAY AWAKE AND TOSS AND TURN IN MY BED
STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE WOLF IS GONNA BE FED
IM STEAMING MAD
YEAH………. THIS TEAMS REAL BAD.
BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT, BLAME EVELYN AND CHAD.
I want more like this!
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