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Looks like the Panthers running back is done complaining about belligerent tweets about fantasy production and is having fun again. That is, until it hits Monday, which is the worst according to sarcastic cats. He’ll deal with it by mailing Mike Tolbert to Abu Dhabi and punting Jonathan Stewart off the dinner table. Meanwhile, Ron Rivera finally landed a hot date tonight and he needs everything to go off without a hitch, so be on your best behavior, you crazy running backs.

Haha, Jim Davis jokes from 30 years ago. Anyway, Eli Manning is super jelly he doesn’t have these.