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The news leaked to the AP today that Beyonce will perform during halftime of Super Bowl XLVII. Someone with crossover appeal who isn’t terrible and over the age of 70? It’s not my dream of Parry Gripp getting the job, but I’ll take it.

Absolutely no chance she doesn’t perform “Single Ladies” for the “put a ring on it”/ Super Bowl ring connotation. Also the fact that it’s a huge hit and women can’t avoid dancing whenever it plays might also have something to do with it.

Cheers to the NFL for not totally screwing this up for the first time in a while. It’s not something I’m necessarily looking forward to, but I’m not dreading it, either, which is about as much as I could hope for.

Also, let’s all congratulate Mike Florio for being wrong with his guess that Van Halen was getting the halftime gig because they won’t be touring when the Super Bowl is going on. Top form, Floors!