Listen, readers, you accomplished a lot this week. You toiled and toiled, but you got it done. What’s that? You mainly screwed around at your desk and dicked around online? Uggghhh, c’mon, shut up. Work with me here. You worked hard and you deserve your hard-won, well-earned Sexy Friday. The reward for a job done and services rendered.

Anyway, I had something else I wanted to harp on, but I don’t feel like coming up with a smooth transition to that point. That sounds like work.

That something is this tweet by our favorite 10k purist, Jeff Pearlman:

My God, he’s right! What’s more, word on the street is that pee comes from the vagina. Gross! Girls are so nasty with their emissions and discharges and HPV and such. What do people see in them? That’s anybody’s guess. Anyway, here are 38 pictures of runners with bleeding nipples who are also crapping themselves, because every runner has a good crapping themselves story. They’re always so hot!

Butts and other sexy parts after the jump.

Inclusion for ladies/non-traditional male audience:

[Pics/gifs via here, here, here, here, here and here]