I’m actually watching the NFL Network’s A Football Life special on Tim Tebow, so you could reasonably argue that I had it coming. But, you know, there could be an unintentional hilarious moment I could mock with a video or GIF for your enjoyment. You didn’t know that I suffer like that for you readers? Except so far the only moment that I could weakly laugh at was when Kurt Warner asked Tebow for his favorite Bible verse within the first minute of the show.

Anyway, the NFL Network just aired a commercial for another special called “Top Ten Things We Love About Tim Tebow”. I mean, yeah, ESPN has been right there with its naked ratings lust for the virginal Runslinger, but, hell, I don’t why I expected better of NFL Network, but apparently I shouldn’t have. Anyway, here are some other possible NFL Network specials I’d rather watch before what’s coming up Saturday evening.

Top Ten Former NFL Players Who Have CTE And You’re A Monster For Liking Football
Top Ten Things Peter King Thinks He Thinks About The Red Sox
Top Ten Things Dan Dierdorf Loves About His Dog Named Lunchpail
Top Ten Things Ben Roethlisberger Likes To Do In A Bathroom