Well, folks, football is back. It was back before, but it’s even back-er now! It’s like we had to go through two phases of the preseason this year. You know, we should bring the scab refs back for the preseason each year and the games should count for half what the regular season games do. Okay, that’s a horrible idea for too many reasons to bother listing. Forgive me. That’s what you get for asking me to come up with an idea to fix football while I’m trying to get out the door on a Friday.

Anyway, I’m off to do some intense drunk Looper watching. If you could watch over these sexy people while I’m gone, that would be great.

Inclusion for the ladies/non-traditional male audience:

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