Glorioski, life is worth living again — at least on select days of the week. Football season is finally here. I erased that sentence just so I could write it out again. It felt so good. Football is back. Thankfully, blessedly, drunkenly. The Wednesday night foretaste was enough to prepare me for the rigors of sitting around on Sunday, stuffing my face and watching more footbawwwww. KSK resumes its in-season weekend programming, so be sure to pop in on Sunday to enjoy the dick jokery and knee-jerk Week 1 freakouts with us.

Of course, living a life of empty hedonism doesn’t afford for waiting around. Need something to tide you over until kickoff on Sunday, perhaps something after the jump could be of assistance.

Inclusion for the ladies/ non-traditional male audience:

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