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I couldn't choose just one.
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"LOLNFL 2012: Week 2"
Poor Romo is having a Groundhog Day experience over and over.
He wakes up to “I’ve Got You, Babe” every morning
I don’t think that’s an accurate description. Bill Murray learned from his mistake and became a better man. Romo just continues to fuck up and remain a shitty quarterback with a lot of potential.
Once again Seattle has become Romo’s Waterloo.
Yeah, but he hasn’t had an Austerlitz, Jena, or Marengo either.
Or for the historical layman, he hasn’t had significant victories either.
I think Custer is the more apt comparison.
Agreed on all counts, but I was more making a Frisky Dingo joke/reference.
Frisky Dingo references are always appreciated.
He has had a Thermopylae (buttsekz with Spartans).
Coughlin should look on the bright side – garage might be shrinking, but that prostate is only getting bigger.
Can we figure out which player would be the best option to obliterate Jorts Michael in #8?
Pretty sure Ayanbadejo is going to get some more letters from Emmert Burns about the excessive man-contact in #9.
I’d pick James Harrison for 8. Best way to drop a fan on the field is to hit him in the head with your helmet.
Greg Schiano and Peter King have to be related.
Don’t say that. I don’t want to live in a world were there are more Peter Kings. I’m having enough of a hard time with the one that we have.
“Elite” quarterback gets fields a question from an annoying member of the media: [cheezburger.com]
He just doesn’t seem the same without the handlebar mustache
Maybe he and Catler are cousins or something…
The pigeon one is my favorite. That is indeed one smart pigeon!
Just wanted to add this to #7
I was afraid you’d post something from Japan.
Pigeon knows that snitches get forcefeed rice.
These are awesome as always…but I think they’d be better without the titles (like last year)
The Ben one killed me, my assistant is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind here.
and by assistant, you mean “cell mate” right?
The Giants double dildo and the pigeon are two of the all time best LOLNFLs.
In a related story, Martellus Bennett is doubtful with a prolapsed anus.
He has the red sock.
I’m going to find other photos the double dildo joke would work with.
It’s important to have goals — some are just more lofty than others.
You know, Jennifer Connelly is going to be in Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming film about Noah’s Ark. First time they’ve worked together since Requiem For A Dream. Turns out that they bring all the animals on board the ark two-by-two except for the donkeys. They come on board ass-to-ass.
Dougie, that is all kinds of good.
Comments: TL;DR, so apologies (and shock) if this one didn’t make it through yet. On the streaker one:
DON’T CHAZE ME BRO !!!
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