The first thing Kitty Koverall did after cashing in on the Monday Night Football debacle was to have his likeness inserted into The Birth of Venus.
Last week: 3-3
Yeah, so I would never be able to make any actual money doing this. But I totally nailed that Vikings game, right?
Cleveland Browns +14 at Baltimore Ravens
And this is the part of the season where I just say “f*ck it.”
Tennessee +13 at Houston Texans
No seriously, I don’t even care. I’m going to take nothing but road teams. Even if they’re terrible (see above) or playing the best team in the AFC.
San Francisco 49ers -4.5 at New York Jets
Hey, a favorite. That’s something. Darrelle Revis is done, and so are the Jets.
New England Patriots -4 at Buffalo Bills
Same goes for CJ Spiller/Fred Jackson and the Bills. Pounce on that carcass and rip it to f*cking shreds.
Cincinnati Bengals -1 at Jacksonville Jaguars
Andy Dalton loves road games because he gets to stay in a hotel room instead of his usual cage.
Washington Redskins +3 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Nope, no explanation for this one. I’m just a moron.
Have a good weekend. If you need me I’ll be getting drunk at a wedding.
I want more like this!
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