It may have originated with a slip of the tongue by Robert Flores on a fantasy football special, but there’s no reason ESPN shouldn’t embrace “True or Fart” as a regular segment across all programming. It would maintain the baseline level of insight on Worldwide Leader programming, plus there would be farts.
“Herm Edwards, the Seahawks could get as many as five first-rounders and also a small island in exchange for Tarvarvis Jackson. True or Fart?”
“Usain Bolt could start right now at receiver for the Dolphins. True or Fart?”
“Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow. Tebow or Fart?”
“PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTFFFTTTTFFTFTTTT. True or Fart?”
I want more like this!
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