It was a busy off-season for Tom Brady’s troll game, whether it was being spotted in public looking like one of the Newsies or sporting a faux-hawk. With football about to start, Dreamboat has to start focusing on quarterbacking again and put trolling on the backburner, but not before dropping one more memorable glitterbomb on us.

In a cover shoot for the fall issue of VMAN, the forces of high-end fashion got Dreamboat to look all fierce with a doberman pinscher and place a dog collar over his neck. My goodness! Such raw animal Photoshop on display. I hope Brady is okay and that the dog received the 15-yard penalty and three-game suspension he had coming.