Today is Tim Tebow’s 25th birthday. Only eight more until he gets to die, come back and usher in the apocalypse. In the meantime, Tebow is celebrating his quarter-life crisis by appearing shirtless in the pages of GQ in messianic-like poses. Seems like more of a Kanye thing to do, but maybe Teebs is just virginal enough to pull it off. I took the liberty of upping the rainbow Jesus fabocity of the image in Photoshop to make sure he maxed out on potential sacrilege.