In the grand history of KSK weeks, this was the latest one. The end of the agonizing off-season is within sight. We are but a few weeks away from football that counts for standings and from which Peter King can draw inane conclusions without contradicting himself or feeling bad about it. Isn’t that what really matters? Yes, MAYBE, etc.
Enough carping about August. We must attend to the business of sexiness. And business is booming. For there is no sexy off-season. Sexytime is that which sustains and that which sometimes get us in hot water with content filters at peoples’ jobs. But without it, we are nothing. And would have a hard time controlling our temper. So let’s have at it!
Oh, sorry in advance for lack of girls with butthole tattoos.
Inclusions for ladyfolk/ non-traditional male readership:
I want more like this!
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