I don’t wanna alarm anybody, but THERE’S A FOOTBALL GAME THIS WEEKEND!!!!!. Oh thank goodness. I’ve been so deprived, I don’t even care that it’s the Hall of Fame Game, which means at most a one-drive walkthrough for Saints and Cardinals starters. I WILL TAKE IT. Plus, with the Ginger Hammer on hand for the induction ceremony, you just know the Saints are gonna pull some kind of stunt. And I will adore them for it if they do. I recommend the entire team coming out in these unis.
So excited, you guys. All this built-up energy until Sunday and nothing to do with it. I suppose there’s always the handy outlet of ogling naughty picture on the Internet. Yes, yes, the old standby. That will just have to do.
For ladies/non-traditional male readers:
I want more like this!
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