Because Jay Cutler is a cat.
GO, MY 18 CHILDREN, YOU NOW HAVE A LITTLE CUTLERFUCKER TO PUMMEL!— Marmalard (@KingLaserface) August 8, 2012
GO, MY 18 CHILDREN, YOU NOW HAVE A LITTLE CUTLERFUCKER TO PUMMEL!
— Marmalard (@KingLaserface) August 8, 2012
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"Please Welcome Camden Jack Cutler"
He’s so fucking cute!
Not a cat person, but yeah…that’s just adorable.
/starts knitting a little scarf for the kitty
“Camden Jack” is actually going to be a pretty cool name if the kid grows up to be a swashbuckler or treasure hunter or criminal of some sort.
Or a poker player.
Think of one profession for which that isn’t an awesome name. You can’t!
/it would be an awesome adult video actor name though
Smuggler works well.
I’m still trying to come up with a clever fantasy team name involving the usage of Jay Catler meme. Maybe work a thundercats reference in there somehow?
Toronto Whatever Jays?
I think cutler will name his next children Detriot and Cleveland to maintain the “name a child” after a shitty city” theme.
I think Cutler will name his next children Fenway, Wrigley and Turner to maintain the “name a child after a baseball park” theme.
Newark or GTFO
Butte Cutler has a nice ring.
His black kid will be name Compton.
Butte Pirate Cutler?
Better get him used to it now.
Cutty is a Feline-American.
Feline Diebeetus is a terrible disease.
Welcome to the world, ol’ Circle Jerk Cutler!
If you’re gonna name your kid after a New Jersey slum, Newark is the way to go. Or AC.
AC was taken by the douche from Saved By The Bell.
They’ll save a bunch on diapers since the kid, like Jay, will not give a shit.
Also they both use a box or go in the neighbor’s yard.
I am still doubtful it is his kid, since Cutler gives no fucks.
Pretty sure she did all the work; she was in heat. ME-OOOOOW!
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