We already knew that Drew Brees’ nickname for receiver Lance Moore is “Lance Romance”, though we were heretofore unaware that that name is no mere inside joke. No, apparently it’s a reference to a real stage persona that Moore has at a Magic Mike-like strip club somewhere in the New Orleans area. At least, that’s the best explanation I can come up with after seeing that Moore arrived at the Saints’ postgame press conference Saturday night in blipster tank top with all the bro-ish trappings. “You guys want me to reenact that catch?” [Tears away pants] [Slows grinds in place] [Mimics catching ball and falling down] [Reporters swoon, throw singles]
I want more like this!
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