Clint Eastwood delighted the nation last night with his speech at the Republican National Convention. Republicans were thrilled to see a celebrity other than Stephen Baldwin and Kirk Cameron, while Democrats were delighted because Clint huffs ether, apparently. If I didn’t know him to be a staunch conservative, I would have sworn he was sent to the RNC as a double agent intent on bringing down the opposition’s ticket.

So what if you were a diabolical political operative. Who would you send to infiltrate the opposition and bring them down with a ridiculous convention speech. For me there is only one answer.

Make your picks in the comments, and please don’t talk about ACTUAL politics.

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