WE’RE SO CLOSE NNNGAAAAAWWWWWWWWW. Whew, okay. Depending on how exclusive you are with your NFL fandom when it comes to football, you might say football is already back. And, yeah, college is nice and all, but it’s not quite the excitement that I’ll have come Wednesday, when serious drinking season begins in earnest. Oh, and there’s an NFL game, too. By this time next week, we’ll be into the NFL season. I don’t even need Sexy Friday. I’m fully torqued already.
But there is a Sexy Friday. Because today is your
dear editor Ape’s 30th birthday. That’s right, if life were Logan’s Run, I’m f*cking dead right now. But life isn’t campy sci-fi movies, for better or worse. Instead, I am just thankful that football season is about to start, because football and fapping are all I got left now that I begin my steady decline into decrepitude.
Inclusion for the ladies/non-traditional male readership:
NONE THIS WEEK!
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I’LL CRUELLY DEPRIVE YOU IF I WANNA!
I want more like this!
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