Yes, I would like Emma Stone to teach me the alphabet... method.


While working on this week’s Weekend Movie Guide for FilmDrunk, I was looking for a video for the horrifying Katy Perry: Part of Me “documentary”/PR poopfest that molested theaters yesterday, and I came across this very strange video of the pop starlet belching the alphabet at a concert. And damn it if it doesn’t make her a lot more likable.

While this has never been an exact science, that inspired me to make this week’s Sexy Friday all about celebrating the alphabet. And what better way to do that than with smoking hot models? Enough chit chat, you illiterates, on with the respectable female figures of empowerment!

Anne Vyalitsnya

(Bonus hotness because she recently dumped Adam Levine.)

Barbara Palvin

Caroline Trentini

Daniella Sarahyba

Elsa Hosk

Franziska Knuppe

Gabriela Rabelo

Hilary Rhoda

(Damn it, Nacho, get the hell out of here!)

Irina Shayk

Jennah Anderson

(I don’t know much about Jennah, but she needs to be famous.)

Karen Elson

Larisa Fraser

Marcella Sbraletta

Noot Seear

Oluchi Onweagba

Pedaru, Karmen

Quock, Audrey

Riley Keough

(Fun Fact: Riley played Nora in Magic Mike, the best movie of 2012 so far.)

Sessilee Lopez

Tori Praver

(Tori is the next Kate Upton, I’m calling it now.)

Upton, Kate

Victoria Lee

Wesson, Amy

X… X is stupid so here’s one of Dominika Szijartoova

Yulia Kharlapanova

Zelyaeva, Valentina