Aaron Curry is presently a linebacker in the Raiders’ vaunted Whatevs defense. Not long ago, he was a huge bust for the Seahawks, having been taken fourth overall in 2009 Draft by Seattle and producing 126 tackles, 5.5 sacks and four forced fumbles in roughly two and a half seasons. It seems recently he also spoke critically of his former team, which would explain some of the extra ire expressed by these C-Hox fans who are asploding his jersey in the middle of a field.
I will commend them on a fine job of blowuptuating said jersey, but that’s where the plaudits end. These people are clearly douchebags, as evidenced by the one guy saying, “That’s the life when you talk sh*t about the Seahawks.” DON’T SLEEP, SON! WE WILL ATTACH M-80s TO YOUR OUTDATED MERCH IF YOU DON’T CHECK THAT MOUTH! Also, the video of the explosion is soundtracked by a f*cking B.o.B. song, which is the most hilari-sad thing I’ve seen by white kids trying to act hard since “Snapbacks”.
Anyway, watch jersey go boom:
I want more like this!
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