Marshawn Lynch is coming off a career year that landed him a new long-term deal with the Seahawks a couple months back. After a few tumultuous years, Marshawn had finally righted the ship. Things were going well. He got a new grill! Alas, that could be in jeopardy because Marshawn went DRANK MOE last night in his hometown of Oakland and got arrested on suspicion of a DUI.
The five-year NFL veteran was cooperative and submitted to a blood test once he was in custody, Baiza said. Lynch’s blood-alcohol level was over the .08 limit, California Highway Patrol spokesman Hector Baiza added, though he declined to specify the exact measurement.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! C’mon, how are we supposed to know if Marshawn can go drink for drink with Justin Blackmon at the Applebee’s if you won’t disclose his BAC? You’re no fun, California Highway Patrol.
As difficult as it is to believe that BEEF MOE would use a motor vehicle in such a reckless fashion…
… this ain’t Marshawn’s first instance of vehicular mayhem, having had his license revoked for striking a pedestrian in Buffalo in 2008. He was also suspended for three games in 2009 after police found a gun in the trunk of his car. It’s hard to imagine that Marshawn won’t be Ginger Hammered again for this infraction, so, heyyyy Leon Washington fantasy draft pick in the 14th round.
I want more like this!
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