This week we have another great draft topic from reader Zack, who is making the rest of you look bad. He suggests picking a celebrity voice to use as your own, but I’m going to tweak it just a bit. What we’re going to draft is a celebrity voice you could summon at will.

With the ceremonial first pick, I’ll take master of the voice-over, H Jon Benjamin. His voice may not help me land impossible dinner reservations or other things one might use a celebrity voice for, but it would allow me to talk like Archer whenever I wanted. I think that’s good enough.

Make your pick in the comments. Oh, and no dead people allowed. That would be too scary, and everyone would try to draft Phil Hartman at the exact same time leading to CHAOS.