Another friendly reminder that position battles in the animal kingdom are somewhat more graphic than those in football. Young upstart hippo would like to make a claim to the fat guy throne, but you know, this older hippo is having such a good time being the alpha and banging all the BBW hippos, he’s not quite ready to relinquish just yet. That is until our young usurper charges hard, bites off his tail, roughs him up for 45 minutes and adds an impressive fecal spray of dominance. You had a nice reign, king hippo. Time to crawl away and die in the piss.
I want more like this!
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