As we discovered back in February when he visited Machu Picchu, Larry Fitzgerald is fond of visiting exotic locales. It’s a practice people have taken to calling “vacationing”. Crazy. Maybe one day when I actually have money and time off, I’ll give it a whirl. Anyway, earthy destinations no longer hold appeal for Fitty. He wants to go to outer space.

“I try to make decisions .. within my means,” Fitzgerald said, before bringing up that he wants to go into space some day. “I want to go into orbit. But it costs a million dollars right now and that’s out of my budget.

[Ed. note: no, it isn't.]

In a couple of years, when that (price) comes on down a little bit, I will do that and try it out, but right now, it’s on my bucket list. It’s just not feasible right now.”

That’s right, as soon as Larry Fitzgerald gets a Travelocity discount for outer space, he’s gonna break free the bonds of Earth and explore the heavens. Perhaps Fitty just wants to experience zero gravity, where other people might actually have a chance to outjump him for a football.